Professional Dungeon Master

Roll for initiative.

Bespoke tabletop roleplaying, run properly. Private tables, ongoing campaigns, and corporate sessions that do more for a leadership team in four hours than the away-day did in two days.

DM screen, dice, candlelit table — upload later

The boardroom and the table are the same room.

Six people around a table. Incomplete information. Competing priorities. A decision that has to be made now, by consensus, with real consequences and no way to undo it. I have described a Dungeons and Dragons session and I have described your Tuesday morning.

The skills are not similar. They are identical. Negotiation, improvisation, reading the room, managing the person who talks too much and drawing out the one who has not spoken. Committing to a plan you are not certain about, and then living with it.

The difference is that at the table, nobody is defending a budget. People behave as themselves. Which is precisely why you learn more about your team in four hours of this than in four years of appraisals.

"You cannot fake collaboration when there is a dragon in the room."

What I run.

I

One-Shots

3–5 hours · 3–6 players · All experience levels

A complete story in a single evening. Ideal for birthdays, stag and hen parties, or a group that has always been curious and never had anyone to run it. Characters provided. No preparation required from you.

II

Campaigns

Ongoing · Fortnightly or monthly · Private table

A long-form story built around your group, run over months. Persistent world, consequences that carry, and a table that becomes the thing people move their diaries for.

III

Corporate Events

Half-day · Team of 4–8 · Facilitated debrief

A bespoke scenario written around the real dynamics of your team, followed by a structured debrief that translates what happened at the table into what happens in your building. This is team development wearing a very good disguise.

Ready to roll?

Tell me the group, the occasion and the appetite. I will tell you what I would run and what it costs.

Kent and London in person. Anywhere online. Wednesday evenings are not available.